Humor & Satire

Humor & Satire at the Peanut. The ideal section for comic writers.

Short, Sweet Tweeting

“I have recently become aware of how ridiculous I become when drafting a tweet.”

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Short, Sweet Tweeting

“I have recently become aware of how ridiculous I become when drafting a tweet.”

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Celebrities Take the Hit for Students

“OMG what an opportunity I have def done drugs and would do them again for like a good cause #excited,” Lohan tweeted.

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Celebrities Take the Hit for Students

“OMG what an opportunity I have def done drugs and would do them again for like a good cause #excited,” Lohan tweeted.

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Why Comcast is Unequivocally the Worst Company Ever

“You would think Comcast had cured world hunger instead of, I don’t know, doing their own goddamn jobs that they’d been neglecting for the better part of a month.”

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Why Comcast is Unequivocally the Worst Company Ever

“You would think Comcast had cured world hunger instead of, I don’t know, doing their own goddamn jobs that they’d been neglecting for the better part of a month.”

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Quality political discourse has grown rare

“It’s not all white and black. There are many beliefs aligned with both political parties. Its unfathomable that you even portend to align yourself completely with one side or the other. It’s unlikely you thought every issue through and that you would agree with everything any one party believes. You confidently defend viewpoints that you don’t understand.”

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Quality political discourse has grown rare

“It’s not all white and black. There are many beliefs aligned with both political parties. Its unfathomable that you even portend to align yourself completely with one side or the other. It’s unlikely you thought every issue through and that you would agree with everything any one party believes. You confidently defend viewpoints that you don’t understand.”

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Thank God for Subway or How Not to Run a Business

“What better way to show students the shameful consequence of poor business? Plop up a poor business where students rely on business.”

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Thank God for Subway or How Not to Run a Business

“What better way to show students the shameful consequence of poor business? Plop up a poor business where students rely on business.”

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The Virtue of Written Kitten

“And that is the virtue of Written? Kitten! – that it provides the necessary motivation to get things done – things like papers, novels, poems, short stories, NaNoWriMo, and (most importantly for this moment) columns.”

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The Virtue of Written Kitten

“And that is the virtue of Written? Kitten! – that it provides the necessary motivation to get things done – things like papers, novels, poems, short stories, NaNoWriMo, and (most importantly for this moment) columns.”

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Politicians adopt a new campaign strategy

“So we all grab a few darts and just kind of throw them at the wall. Whichever sticky notes that we hit, we have to mention them in our next speech.”

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Politicians adopt a new campaign strategy

“So we all grab a few darts and just kind of throw them at the wall. Whichever sticky notes that we hit, we have to mention them in our next speech.”

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In Defense of Chris Brown (But Not Really)

“Music criticism is a self-explanatory phrase: it is (intended to be) criticism of music. It is not a criticism of the person creating the music.”

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In Defense of Chris Brown (But Not Really)

“Music criticism is a self-explanatory phrase: it is (intended to be) criticism of music. It is not a criticism of the person creating the music.”

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