Columns by Haley Seale

How to Turn into Your Mother
“Now, I’m dancing around this kitchen to Titanium when I’m hit with a sense of deja-vu. Nothing I could ever do would be more like my mother in this particular moment.”

How to Turn into Your Mother
“Now, I’m dancing around this kitchen to Titanium when I’m hit with a sense of deja-vu. Nothing I could ever do would be more like my mother in this particular moment.”

All Tricks and No Treats
“The full moon poured light into the room through the old curtains. A cold draft swept in. There was no fire to ward the goose bumps on the man’s arms.”

All Tricks and No Treats
“The full moon poured light into the room through the old curtains. A cold draft swept in. There was no fire to ward the goose bumps on the man’s arms.”

Nacho Dorito, The Hamster
“Animals belong outside and that’s where they’re going to stay.”